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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Barb falls in love


Friday night in Orleans Nebraska, it came down to Barb Hartzog and Mrs. Nebraska as to who would kiss the pig. Barb known as the "Princess" was voted the lucky woman that got to kiss the pig. It was later reported that she stacked the deck to get her chance of making out with the pig. The pig who Barb now calls "studmuffin" seemed to like the kiss also. In front of app 5,000 people attending, Barb tongued the pig and at one point was licking the pig's nose rapidly and out of control.

Later that night she was caught sleeping with the pig. Confronted by the the local newspaper, Barb just said I wanted to be with him until he was loaded on the truck. During the 4-H sale Barb stole the pig from the owner, a seven year old girl. She entered the sale ring and cried like a baby while the pig was sold and led away.

Please send your sympathy cards to Barb as she is going through an emotional trauma at this time.

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