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Thursday, August 03, 2006

The rich get richer and the poor poorer!

That's what happens each year right at the major league trade deadline. The teams that don't have a chance to make the playoffs trade off their best players who have their contracts coming due. The poor teams figure that if they trade for a minor league player that has promise to contribute in the future, it is better than getting nothing at the end of the year if their best players sign with other teams. Free agency has contributed to this. Some teams that have a good chance to make the playoffs but are lacking a player or two make deals to get them better. The playoffs are good money. The Cubs trade off some of their better players because they really never have a reasonable chance to make the playoffs. It happens because of money for the players and the teams. The fans end up losers.

Something I have always wondered is "Can mute people burb?" It would appear that they can.

"Don't you think it is weird that we teach our children"Scrub a dub dub. Three men in a tub" Explain that one. Should this be stopped. What's a dub dub and are the three men scrubbing it?

When ball players wear t-shirts what does the t mean?

Who will be the starting running back when Nebraska plays Texas? I say Kenny Wilson. Of course we will use three or four backs extensively.

Do birds pee? Can a man named Nick have a nickname. Where did the term nickle back come from?

Can I ever go skinny-dipping when I weigh 280 lbs? Or is it fatty-dipping? You decide while you cry about those Cubs and why they traded off a couple of good players to help their competition.

Got to go for now. I have such a bad headache it isn't even funny. Of course having a headache should't be funny. But what is funny is trying to decide if a duck sneezes. Aren't little ducks as cute as a button. I just don't find buttons cute.

OK, see you later. What does OK stand for?

1 comment:

bhartz13 said...

Here is my opinion, mute people burb, scrubing a dub is none of your business especially between 3 men, the "t" in t-shirt stands for "the." See? "The shirt"/"t-shirt." Starting RB will be Lucky, birds pee in inside their poop, when we say skinny dipping, it is referring to the moon, so if the moon is in the sky, it's skinny dipping. Ducks sneeze, they hide it in their quack, buttons are cute if they have a picture of a little dog or something on them. And "Ok" comes from the latin word Obekabee, which means a silent fart. So they say Ok when something is OK, because who isn't ok with a silent fart?