Be ready for some real surprises today!
We are supposed to be in our seats today for something special. Here is my vision for something special. With the new north endzone there will be excitement today. As the Tunnel Walk begins you will see the players come through the walk going crazy and the crowd ignites. Red smoke filters through the air as the players to get close to the northwest part of the field. As the smoke is blinding, out comes Bill Callahan leading the Huskers on to the field. To the Coach's right is Larry The Cable Guy in a four wheeler holding a Nebraska flag. To his left is Taylor Hicks, the winner of America Idol, running and bobbing to his left. Right behind the Coach is Shakira in a skimpy red outfit. The crowd erupts and cheers for 37 minutes as the game is delayed. Finally Larry The Cable Guy talks in the loud speaker and says "Now that was fun right there, I don't care what you say! Go Huskers!" The crowd gives a standing ovation for 18 more minutes during which time Taylor Hicks and Shakira dance and wiggle around and arouse the crowd. Taylor Hicks sings the National Athem with Shakira with Shakira mostly dancing.
Highlights of the game include 8 sacks by half time with Adam Carriker having four. Kenny Wilson runs the ball on the last play of the first half. He breaks tackles to get from the 22 yard line down to the one. He stops runs backs the other way 20 yards and them runs back through the endzone breaking a total of 29 tackles.
Maurice Purify catches three passes for 270 yards and three touchdowns. Nebraska rushes most of the day and piles up over 300 yards in rushing but the defensive players are the heroes.
Nebraska 57-7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 comments:
I hope so John, but I have to say that I doubt that happens. Are you on drugs?
The new tunnel walk SUX! I was waiting for flying National Champ trophys and cool graphics but instead we got a talking Keith Jackson and some gabbing players I couldn't understand and some lousy fireworks. HUGE disappointment.
I didn't see it. What did everyone else think of the tunnel walk?
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